Let me preface by saying that you must be careful when you get the urge to pull your car off the road, walk into a total strangers front yard and rumage through old, dusty, attic leftover crap laying on dirty sheets. I didn’t think before hitting the high stakes negotiation table, and the next thing I know, I’m smilling ear to ear with an unopened Billy Blanks Boot Camp workout kit tucked neatly under my arm. What the f*#k?
Billy Blank is a mean person who may as well have come into my home and ripped the hamstring right off my leg. I completed the 50 minute Boot Camp Basic DVD and ate a sensible meal for dinner, but I didn’t get that same satisfying feeling one gets when you order the third beer.
Oh well, I’m on my way.
Hamstrings are overrated too.
Tags: beer, comedy, sports, sports entertainment, sports entertainment, sports fun, triathlon training, Uncategorized, wasting time
